Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Poisson Not Up to Par

The city has once more privileged us eaters with access to yet another dizzying sushi restaurant, auspiciously named Dake, as if the ‘only’ one worth visiting. And, at the request of my dear culinary brother, Daryl, and a little bit of my own contention, I wearily agreed to check it out.

We were ready and assuming we’d do nothing more than stuff ourselves, Dake being a big restaurant from the outside, and therefore an assumed all-you-can-eat sushi restaurant on the inside. So, stepping through the doors, and feeling a little out of place, our garbs juxtaposed by a space of ambient blue and purple lighting, gaudy chandeliers, wooden frames with paper membranes, a sushi bar, booths and hearths, we managed a quick perspective, remembering the city we live in, and that any cosmopolitanism seems like nothing more than a jeunesse ruse to be culturally superior, especially in another Japanese place that is nothing more than another Japanese place; an aesthetic monster under our culinary beds. Nothing more.


 
Boothed and ready to write on whatever little piece of paper laid before us, we were both surprised, wondering instead if we should have both been confused at our waitress’s assertion that Dake is not another all-you-can-eat sushi place. It’s just a sushi place. However, that little bit of news did nothing to dismay the very necessary skepticism that rained over us like a sudden shower at Atake. The menu is big, the choices typical and underwhelming, and any combo platters patronized with something as trivial as a free pop (which I never received) with meals that run, at their least expensive, just under eleven dollars. There are, of course, things with some artifice, like a Tuna appetizer seared with ponzu sauce, but which warrants purchase for only the wealthiest of connoisseurs as far as I’m concerned. But don’t let me stop you. That may be enough.

I asked for a bowl of vegetable udon soup, seeing if my own skepticism could be smashed with a simple dish that floats its way around every Japanese restaurant in the city, and with that, a combination plate of what the restaurant named the Waterloo roll: a sushi roll of shrimp, crab, avocado, and cucumber skin made into cheap matchsticks. Rolled in tempura crumbs it was dry fare, with pieces that required large mouthfuls, but nothing I couldn’t forgive, if only because I didn’t really care to. Accompanying that was a spicy salmon roll: salmon chuck rolled in crab and sauce with a good layer of chewy rice. Texturally pleasing, it was nothing out of the ordinary, so familiar to these parts that my only problem with the thing might have been its banality. But don’t worry, there are tons of other rolls to entice you, or at least have you giggling- like the love love roll, strawberry roll, or, of all patriating things: the Cambridge roll. Y’know? In case you feel a little homesick and want to be reminded of a place with factories, sprawl, and cheap developments. Oh, and a downtown with coffee shops that serve cigarette ash in water. To each his own.

 
Bathing in a steaming stoneware bowl, my udon was a savoury combination, albeit a little salty. Topped with tempura crumbs, seaweed strips, and bitter greens, the dish did its best to uphold any veritableness as an udon bowl, but fell short with vegetable ingredients like broccoli, cauliflower, and button mushrooms floating in the soup. In a city that openly offers ingredients available to a true bowl of udon, I’d at least expect mushrooms on the level of shitake, or at least portobello. Although, I did spot a few enochi in the batch.

It’s only been three weeks since Dake’s Grand Opening, and though my own skepticism was solidified with familiar food and average taste, it’ll be up to its patrons to decide if familiarity is all Dake needs. 
 
Dake Japanese Fusion Restaurant
519-744-7557
607 King Street West, Unit 1
Kitchener, Ontario. N2G 1C7   
 
Fri-Sat: 11am-11pm
Sun-Thurs: 11am-1030pm

ANY PAYMENT
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Thursday, June 14, 2012

Ch-Ch-Changes

Everyone who’s anyone knows about the Huether Hotel, an ambiguous grab-bag for all the restaurants that actually make up its space, the Barley Works being one such assemblage. Now, my eating there may even be old hat for all you eaters, and I’d be apt to let you all assume that as the students, you all are becoming the masters of places to eat, but let me assure you, this is not yet the case. So, why the visit to a place so well known in the city’s conscious? To the point, the menu has changed and separated itself from humble pub familiars to food with a more cosmopolitan tone. Yes, things are changing. The only way to see it may be by reading the bankable menu, rewritten to seduce you with urbane imagery and sellable artisanal rituals which, for some reason, make us all think the food tastes so much better. That and, of course, trying the food. You certainly won’t know by stepping in the place. The atmosphere hasn’t changed, so I won’t bore you culinary confidants with the details. But, if you are a little inexperienced, here’s a brief blow by blow: sports bar, tvs, exposed brick, lions’ heads, plaques, red pipes, popular patio, always filled in the summer. Good. 


If it pleases you, you can spend a little, or you can spend a lot. A satisfying meal will run you between 10 and 20 dollars, though the appetizers seem as expensive as entree meal options. The menu runs the gamut, not necessarily specialized, but not sabotaging either: from soups to salads to hamburgers, pasta, schnitzel, and steak, you can have it all. I may have very well ate more, but I spent all of my personal allowance on bottomless hot pot for an expatriated Taiwanese news anchor turned self-effacing business man, bless his hardworking heart. Thus, I settled for an unabashed bison burger, a meat that seems unsuited to the wilds of Waterloo, but a good test of the Barley Works potential. For dessert, I stuck with an old menu favourite, although new to me: a stout float. A pint filled with brownie, vanilla ice cream, and the house’s choice beer; maybe a familiarity to you, but a total surprise to me. Yes, young masters, I’m still learning.  

My burger came to me settled snuggly beside a house salad made of iceberg lettuce, spinach and veiny red chard, with typical toppings like carrots, peppers, and croutons. Now, as far as I’m concerned, a salad’s a hard thing to do, and as a side a mere display to make you seem like you’re getting some money’s worth. Not the case here. 

My burger, a charred round hugged by lettuce, tomato, caramelized onions, a sun dried tomato mayo, unfortunately lost, and jalapeno havarti cheese on a Kaiser with a soft character, was an avid eat. Not perfect, but nowhere near a failure. If I had any qualms with the thing they were nothing more than mere textural trivialities: a bun too big for a paddy that slid back and forth and eventually fell apart, caramelized onions too stringy and stubborn to easily break, and too little avocado spread. But aside from that, I couldn’t resist the paddy’s charred exterior, its maroon flesh, reminiscent of a medium well steak, and the rich primal urge I had devouring the thing. I felt like a brute, but nothing short of satisfied.

My stout dessert had the potential to be something great, if not for the hoppy beer it was paired with, not complimenting the sweetness of the ice cream, but only getting in the way of enjoying any contrast between sweet and heady. Fear not, if you are as gastronomically inclined as me, you could very well argue a choicer brew. And as for the brownie? Well, it’s a brownie; who would complain?


Huether Hotel Lion Brewery Restaurant
59 King Street North, Waterloo, ON N2J 2X2
Phone: (519) 886-3350
Everyday 1130 am -1 am


CASH CREDIT NO DEBIT
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Monday, May 21, 2012

Food Glorification

Look, Mom! I'm part of the media Hegemony.
The Works Gourmet Burger Bistro already has a reputation that precedes it. So when I say that I’m unexcited by the place, I don’t expect anyone reading to really pay me any mind. You can’t fight the Man, after all. Ironic, too. Especially for a place that hypnotically delivers a persona of society’s liminal degenerates. You know? The cool, laid back people that don’t get caught up in all that urbane ostentation? The kind of people that drink from Pyrex measuring cups and live in their parents’ sheds, listening to old Randy Newman? The admired burger eating Thureauvians who’ve attained personal autonomy by being ironic, or thinking they’re ironic and eating seemingly repulsive combinations that are not really bad. Well, The Works- as well as a little bit of the commodity fetish- makes you think you can too. It does it with its Brownfield, car-pot atmosphere; its visceral, oscillating menu of choices that make it a testament to the consumerist anxiety of too much choice. That is, it is as rhetorically transparent as glass. That is, everything on the menu could have easily been listed and customers could choose their toppings instead of having everything spoon fed to them. But what fun would some 6 burgers and 70 topping variations be? How else could the franchise pander with sophomoric highfalutin titles like ‘Limp Brisket’ and ‘Dare Ya Desserts,’ or the Othering and Orientalizing: ‘Sum Yung Guy’; let’s not forget “‘The Beat your meat’ Burger” for all those haggard masturbators who work up an appetite.

Crappy Tire. Crappy Burger.
Me? Well, as curious and intriguing as all the choices were, I opted for a tooth shattering, lung collapsing shake, blended with caramel, peanut butter, and Oreo cookie crumbs. With a consistency reminiscent of the glue we used to eat in our childhoods, but thicker, it was a wonder I drank as much as I did; too rich for the rocky road in my blood. And at the request of one herbaceous cohort, I opted for a meal as unfactory farmed as the place could manage:  a veggie burger with gluten free bun and sweet potato fries, transformed into what the menu aptly named, ‘The Crappy Tire.’ I can’t be more poignant than that in this instance. Set in front of me on what looked like an aluminum flowering pot- or trough- was a burger topped with a ring of pineapple, slice of balmy brie, whose odor rose generously to my nose, and a limp, flaccid, slice of lettuce, which I happily removed. The burger’s sweet and spicy sauce was nothing short of familiar, its sweetness overpowering and plumy, but nowhere near spicy at all. Sopping out, it eventually made the rubbery bun a slimy mess to eat. The pineapple was tender enough, and without any fibrous demure; and the brie? I can’t complain. But I can complain about the pliant demeanor of the paddy itself. A combination of parsley, onions and whatever other treacle is made to fashion a vegetarian paddy, it lacked the savoury notes I was looking for and made the whole thing a textural mess. The fries were okay; thinner than usual, but well suited to the stubborn nature of a yam’s creamy composure, making for a crunchy and smooth bite. 


Will I argue the price? No. Will I argue you don't want to pay for it? Yes. Because in a city that offers a lot of burgers and burger agency, I hope The Works isn’t depending on its franchise’s reputation, or quality control. But what does my opinion matter? I’m a 27 year old living with his mother.

The Works Gourmet Burger Bistro
(519) 885-6000
92 King Street South
Waterloo, Ontario

Everyday
11 a.m. - 10:00 p.m.
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