Showing posts with label Alton Brown. Show all posts
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Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Bud's

‘Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.’

The immortal words of Robert Frost. Riddled with romanticism; perhaps, when considered more closely, tinged with a bit of naïveté. Because although he took the road less traveled and it had made all the difference, was the difference a good difference, or merely a difference? A difference so vague that we as readers don’t necessarily know if the outcome was worthwhile, we just fill in the ambiguous gaps with the positive, poetic assumptions we’re taught- usually in that English class we were forced to take during summer school? For you see, today I literally took the road less traveled. And, yes, it made a difference. But that seems to be all. Just something different. Actually, it wasn’t that different. It was in a location that seems less traveled. For a restaurant, anyway. 


Bud’s Restaurant seems like something sort of forgotten, neglected through time, and left alone by culinary modernity. It’s another breakfast place. Okay, it’s another breakfast and lunch place. And it has that dynamic of self-entitlement. If you’ve been paying attention for the years I’ve been doing this, you know what I mean. You know these kinds of places are neglected, dining space-wise; materially complacent. Historically, kitschy, and that is part of their charm. But, Bud’s is, for better or for worse, realistic. Its focus, in regards to its design, is humility and Eastern European trifles hanging on walls, complimented by newspaper clippings, very old nature photography, and even older business cards of the photographer who took the nature photography on the wall. Is this kitsch? The young guy wearing a tuque resting just above his hairline, thick-framed glasses, rolled up jeans, and Doc Marten’s may say so. So may his friend wearing the ill-fitting tweed plaid smoking jacket. Oh yes, they were there, delusionally thinking their breakfast was some sort of anti-gourmet gourmet. But I say Bud’s is just old. It can’t be bothered by its appearance; that’s trivial, and its cooks, two women- no doubt family- need to survive. It’s clean, and it runs exceptionally smoothly. That’s all that matters. Not that it looks like a Canadian Legion banquet hall; not that its tableware is all mixed up; not that you help yourself over and over to coffee that gives you the shivers. No. Its selling point, as far as I’m concerned, is its cheap breakfast (a hangover’s wet you-know-what), and its great service. 


Daryl, my culinary Sherpa, experienced with the breakfast genre, knew the place did breakfast properly. The setup was organized and the service quick. Yes, the charming cook pounded on the grill with irons like nobody’s business, and our meals: peameal bacon, hash browns, eggs, and toast, came to us as soon as we sat down, even in a place that was surprisingly full for something so seemingly unknown, unless of course, you consider its regulars- whom naturally praised the place when we told them we were first timers, even though, they admitted, eating it every day would someday give them a heart attack. Yes, our meals were greasier than Olivia Newton John and Travolta (thanks, Daryl), but customers didn’t seem to let that stop them. If the breakfast wasn’t for them, there were the steak sandwiches, or the homemade cabbage soup bubbling away in a Crock-Pot not a foot away from the register, greedily bowled by the older crowd. And the steady pace of people coming in didn’t stop. Daryl and I concluded that people must love the place not because of the price, but because of the food, and the two women running it, bringing extra toast to a crowd of men moaning in gratitude when brought to the table, patting me on the back when collecting my plate, greeting every single person that came in with a thick, cheery hello. My bacon may have seemed off at first bite, my hash browns saturated in grease, and my eggs tasting like everything from the grill, but the shear sibilation made Bud’s a joy to visit and sit down in, even if once. It’s as up there with every other backdoor breakfast place in town. Convenience may be the only deciding factor, or a little curiosity. All I know is that ‘I shall be telling this with a sigh somewhere ages and ages hence.’


Bud's Restaurant
519-743-0322
219 Louisa, 
KITCHENER, ON 
N2H 5M6

Mon-Sat 8am-2pm
Sun 9am-2pm
Bud's Restaurant on Urbanspoon

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Worst Baker EVER!

Waitress: I've never had lemon meringue pie.

Me: YOU'VE NEVER HAD LEMON MERINGUE PIE! That's gotta be among the rung of top pies - if that even makes sense! (it didn't) You know what I'm gonna do?

Waitress: What?

Me: I'm gonna bake you a lemon meringue pie. Probably the best lemon meringue pie . . . EVER!

Waitress: Haha, okay.

*Two weeks later.*

Me: I made your pie last night.

Waitress: Oh yeah?

Me: Yeah, but . . . it didn't turn out. BUT I'M GONNA TRY AGAIN TONIGHT! HONEST! You'll have it tomorrow! Fr realzies.


And I did try again. I made so sure I wouldn't botch this pie like my sister botched my hair cut that I went as far as to watch an entire cooking show episode devoted to pie baking, namely, lemon merignue, with who other than, Alton Brown. I know, right? Scientific food cooking genius. I was taught everything about pie anatomy, what chemical reactions took place. I'd be ready for it this time - whatever IT was. But, Alton wasn't telling me something; what it was, I'll never know, because I'll never use this recipe again. EVER! I should have listened to my mother, I should have gotten instant meringue. But who are we kidding? Kuuku da. There's no room for imitation, no. Never. Not in the case where I have to impress a co-worker with my culinary skills. Unfortunately, that moment will never come to pass.

So, I got up early, left for the market, got some cornstarch, got some bones for broth, got some lemons, blah blah blah. Came home and I went at it. I was feeling pretty confident. This batch of meringue was nowhere near as soupy as the last. It was firm, it coated the spoon's back; this pie would taste as sweet as the victory I would soon have over it. And why stop there? As soon as I was done I thought it was time I put an eggtart recipe a friend of a friend of mine gave me. So, I got to that, as soon as I chilled the finished meringue and took a nice nap. So I woke up, confident as ever, thinking in my heart of hearts that these egg tarts would be so good, Cecilia Cheung herself couldn't resist. But first order of business, I had to get to work and deliver a pie, before I had to get to work. Does that sound confusing? It should. I'm a terrible writer.

I took the pie out of the garage, fully cooled mind you, grabbed a knife and cut through it like the fabric of time. I couldn't lose face - not this time; I was nothing, and everything.

And nothing again.

I plated a piece only to watch it ooze all over.

I cooked the filling long enough! I knew those shitty egg yolks ate up starch particles like pacman -Alton said so! It was thick! IT WAS THICK! I did everything right! Except one thing: make that damned pie right! Regardless, I could redeem myself. Redeem myself with pure ungranulated revenge. The pie had to die.


Afterwards I got to making the eggtarts. Reading the ambiguous email instructions multiple times, and doing unecessary tasks like converting 5/8's of a cup into mL's, and so on. Here's something I couldn't mess up - though I've never made any kind of custard. But eggtarts aren't custards, really. I mean, how hard could they be? I've eaten enough of them. REALLY! So I beat the eggs (more than I should have), I baked the shells, I added the custard powder, I made the syrup, I filled the tart shells, I pre-heated the oven. I did everything I was supposed to. But someone was holdin' out (motif?). And I can't think of a pun clever enough to crack this egg (see?). Why am still going on about it? The egg tarts didn't turn out either! I'd give you the recipe, but what's the point? Do YOU want tarts with a nice soupy filling? Howabout a pie? Howabout a blog entry written with better finesse? Sorry, can't help you there. Not today anyway. Maybe someday, but not today. At least with all the evaporated milk left over I was able to make some Hong Kong tea. And that's never bad. Don't worry Cecilia. I'm comin' baby. Someday. Eggtarts in hand; you, in a nurse uniform (for either a psychologist or veteranarean. Take your pick.). Someday.