MUTINY!

That damned teashop sold me out! If it wasn't bad enough that tea all over this city is gentrified, the damned place I used to buy tea from moved to the damned brownfields and now charges a small fortune for the only jasmine I thought worth drinking. Don't get me wrong- I don't hate brownfields, they're great solutions to urban sprawl. What I hate is a city's tendency to shake people out like Robert F*ckin' Moses! Damn rich people. Damn Waterloo. They didn't give two shits when tea wasn't cool. Now it's all they need to get laid. Bastards.

I make no apologies.

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